I have recently acquired some very small kittens. To prove to a friend how small the kittens are, I took this picture of my roommate, Marie, holding a tiny kitten.

She is so very small.

In response, my friend Becky, whose cat was probably never a kitten and came just as large and ornery as she is today, sent this photo.

 She bit Becky basically immediately afterwards.

Tiny kittens: the answer to all life's problems.